Well my first gay experience happened like this:
I was about 50 yards or so up this path when I noticed a man standing off the side of the path apparently staring into the woods. As I got closer I realized his pants were down around his ankles and I could see his ass. Now, I'm straight but I have to say that it was a really nicely shaped ass for a man and I took notice. I figured maybe he was drunk and just peeing in the bushes, so I started to walk quieter so I wouldn't disturb him. But as I got closer I started hearing strange grunts and sucking sounds. I realized he was making love to a tree.
Now, I'm not gay and I seemed to have a thing for humans but I slowed my pace down to watch. I slowed and approached the standing man from behind. I came right up behind the man standing so that I could have reached out and touched him. That's when I pushed him out of the way and started feeling the tree for myself. Now seeing as you don't like nudes I wont explain the rest of my story, but now I live with James (the man who originally was with the tree)